Just in case you were wondering what turns up.

The header did not mention bloated feces, so I presume we won’t be seeing anything about Trump.

Helllllloooooo, sistah!! I can’t walk by Crack Filler in Home Depot without taking a picture and sending it to all my siblings. We range in age from 55 to 70.

To be fair, Mother Theresa was a complete and utter shitstain.

“Demented Goth Ballerina” shall be the name of my next punk band, in your honor.

For the record - mother teresa was a sadist who believed that the poor were meant to suffer in the name of Christ. She withheld pain medication to the most desperate to fulfill her own views of serving god. She also baptised the dying regardless of their religion or preferences, and accepted money from an embezzler.

What does this one do for you, tho?

Today is my 43rd birthday and I also tee hee every time someone refers to Wednesday as hump day.

“[Trump] called his national security advisor at 3 am with a pressing question he needed answered—is a strong or weak dollar better for the economy?”

The biggest reason I use them is it eliminates food waste. When I go to the grocery store I inevitably end up throwing away a ton of food because it’s very difficult to shop the ingredients for multiple different meals for two people and get the right quantities. Sure, I could use the same ingredients a few nights…

Our governor in New York, whatever you think of him, has been resolute on this front. No surrender. All are welcome. We’ll find our own money.

California may save this country. I’m sorry I ever wished you would fall into the ocean.

Sanctuary cities are gonna be to a HUGE fight for this administration. Jerry Brown has already made his position clear.

I’ll take a picture of Jeff Goldblum any time, thanks!

And you made no typos! :)

There is flavored tuna?

seems pretty fishy, honestly.