She’ll need to prove the damages, which should be hilarious.

It most definitely is!

The weirderst thing i can identify on both is that they seem to talk in loops. Like they know they can’t be very coherent for long, so they make short statements. Because sometimes they know they’re slipping. My dad had these lapses of sanity during the mid-late stages of his “spiral”. I think deep down he didn’t want…

yeah, her market is the same market as Dr. Phil’s wife’s skin care line and also all the same bullshit. These pickled rich women sell the rubes some cream in a fancy tub with their airbrushed face on the box, but the real “active ingredient” for them is actually botox and fillers.*

Defund ‘em all. Help Sleeping giants pull down their ad revenue.

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I mean, he once read The Joy of Sex when he was bored. He also saw a comedian make a joke about eating out women and told himself he was going to think about trying out the alphabet method the next time he had the chance. That was three years ago, but he thinks about it every now and then, so really, he’s going to be…

eerily perfect synergy between user name and image posted

Daily fucking reminder:

Would it make you more interested in listening to her music if you knew her first three albums (okay, two albums and an EP) are concept albums themed around a dystopian future in which The Electric Lady, an android named Cindi Mayweather, is sent back in time to free the citizens of Metropolis?

Well, it’s reassuring to see what a blast he and his guests were having at his Super Bowl dinner party in Florida. You can’t buy this kind of excitement. I really doubt someone with dementia could be having such fun. All the men have erections and all the women are ovulating, left and right.

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

Why not both? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

Charles Barkley is a great tipper when he gambles so he can carry on.

I was gonna say... did this fucking moron just call SNL, a live comedy skit show, “Fake News”?

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.