Pick your battles, folks. There will be plenty of us if we stay strong.

These are my two goobers (and me) all staring at my husband in hopes he’ll feed us French fries. He gave them French fries and told me I’m a grown woman who could have gotten her own fries instead of a salad.

The fruit fly thing is morbidly satisfying.

I will do the fruit fly thing. We get them once in a while and they are nasty. Thank you!

And speaking of coming after His Candycornness, I have been tossing an idea around for several days now about how to prevent resistance fatigue, and I would like people’s opinions. If folks think it would be useful, I am willing to host and moderate a site called, for example, Pick Your Battles.org.

the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

We need it on Bannon first.

She fucking better. She was all about Hil pre-Joanne. Now that she booked the Superbowl she has been quiet af because football fans arent really Gaga fans. She is toeing that line and she better fucking meat dress the Superbowl up or she is just another complicit celebrity.

As the church ladies on Facebook say, “Prayers going up!” “Praying so hard right now!”

Thank you to whoever posted their amazing tip in the comments on the pillow article. YOU GUYS MY FEATHER PILLOWS ARE SO FRESH AND FLUFFY!

You can make it. And when you do you better practice good self care.

Sorry no professional advice because I am quite confrontational IRL but hope you find a way to make this situation better.

Zoe come on this would never work. He is the HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT EVER (TM).

This afternoon I met two girlfriends for a brunch that ended up lasting for about four hours, and I feel so refreshed. One of them ‘came out’ to me about having had an abortion a few years ago and it was SO nice to bond over our mutual experience and discuss how it needs to be normalized. She told me I’m the only…

I work at a bank (as a teller, although I do a goodly share of bookkeeping as well). We are scheduled to work one Saturday morning a month, and we usually get a half-day off during the week to make up for that.

Good evening Jezzies. I would like to dedicate this SNS to gathering our collective psychic powers to bring on the stroke/ embolism/ heart attack that we know *45 has coming. Normally I would never suggest such a thing given the law of harm coming back times 3. However, we don’t need to hope he dies; we just need him…

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

I am really hoping Gaga does get political in the show — why the fuck not?! I really doubt there are large ranks of Trump-supporting Little Monsters, when I think of everything she champions. Does anyone know? Who is she afraid of alienating?

Okay that sounds delicious and soups are perfect this time of year. I just made vegetarian pad Thai noodles last night and I think I could eat Thai food every day.

Girl come over my house Im watching Dateline and pizza is on its way.