mydogisapirate
My Dog Is A Pirate
mydogisapirate

Maybe she’s fine, maybe she’s not.

It’s all fun and games until the last bit of attention is spent on your obit.

Nah, I’m sure he feels that honor belongs to his “I hate cats” essay on Jezebel during that 24-hour period when Kinja was being switched over and comments were shut off. Because feminists are all crazy antisocial cat ladies! Followed by his Gawker “This is a post” post, where he banned any commenter who replied.

I would pay good money for the opportunity to smell like any part of Russell Brand

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has

Buying her book or reading her columns just enables this lifestyle. No thanks.

Getting paid to be yourself is about the most obnoxious thing this side of Cheetos Jesus. Look how angsty I am!! I have a problem I am going to do nothing about!! Like Christ, stfu about all the drugs your privelaged life has permitted you to do. The rest of us normal people know what it’s like to do drugs, you

Well, clearly this woman doesn’t want to get better, so she’ll keep on doing this for your collective entertainment until she feels like getting better. No rehab will do a damn thing as long as you’re still in love with your addiction & with your addict-self.

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Wanton self-destruction is sad, but glamorizing it is gross.

Early signs of dementia.

I totally thought he was going to be like in a front rowish area somewhere in front of Trump and the failure to spot him was not such a big deal, but he was literally across the table from him. The only explanations I can think of are that Trump is nearly blind or he actually didn’t know what Giuliani looks like.

Look, liberals,

We can pay attention and organize continent-wide protests. In Canada we can urge our PM to put his money where his mouth is on indigenous rights, and not participate in Keystone until the local community’s concerns have been addressed. We can put public pressure on local authorities with Amnesty-style letter-writing

If you could buy any piece of art: easy, Caravaggio’s Beheading of Saint John the Baptist. A nice fantasy one, because I’m sure Malta would harvest every single citizen’s organs for cash before selling that one to anyone, for any price.

I’m fond of Modigliani as well, but Warhol and Basquiat is investment grade garbage.

The Klimts I can’t fault him for. I wasn’t partial to Klimt until I saw a few of them in person in Vienna and now I am all about Klimt.

People need to stop being surprised when their racist neo-Nazi friends commit acts of violence. Racist nationalism is inherently violent, which is why this recent resurgence of white supremacy is so dangerous. Especially when it has infiltrated law enforcement..

Demoralizing