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My best island vibes come when I’m waiting in line at Starbucks for a Venti Black Iced Tea. Nothing shouts “Palm Trees” like a study group complaining about dissecting a frog and a WASPY couple complaining about which paint sample is the perfect white to paint their living room. (Spoiler Alert: They went with

We too are feeling those not-an-island vibes

Nope, you’re an asshole.

Ah, so you’re just a shitty person. Got it.

Your implication that “regular people” don’t have time to be constructive citizens spells the end for democracy, you realize.

See, if she had real island vibes she’d have been too relaxed to be bothered by the corrections. That’s how you can tell she’s got the similar, but lesser-known, isthmus vibes.

Come feel my Chicago island vibes!

This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

I be in Pennsylvania all like VIBES ARE VIBES

It looks like she’s having an allergic reaction to shellfish.

Re: Evan Rachel Wood, she wore a suit again and vowed to do so all award season long.

I had another one who, when i asked how he was, he replied “why should I answer, you don’t really care”. We then got into the deepest conversation a drunk 25 year old from Chicago and a Somali cabbie could ever possibly have at 3am on a Sunday morning. Wouldn’t get out of the cab until he finally told me how he was.

How many of those industries are on the Cheetoh’s executive committee?

Why not both?

This is so touching.

I had a cabbie once that had a ferret on his passenger seat. He was feeding it pieces of a rotisserie chicken. You don’t get that with Uber. Fuck Uber 

His body looks like it was formed from used cigarette butts and cheeze whiz.

No. They just don’t care. And I will never forgive any of them. Not him, not his cronies and collaborators, and not a single person who voted for him. These people are monsters.

This evil prick. He doesn’t give a shit about the blood on his hands, and neither do his supporters. Even if the ACLU is successful (which I am not hopeful for), how many people will suffer until then?

There is a claim that green card holders are being cuffed and their social media reviewed. They are being questioned about their attitudes toward Trump.