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I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and

I don’t remember which Disney type starlet tried this, but they played the unpopular bullied card and everyone came out and said yea no. Turned out they were the popular bully. (If multiple reports were to be believed)

Sharon is trying to make our bleak feature brighter .

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

What poisoned the brain?

That’s definitely the wallpaper on Paul Ryan’s phone irl.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

You mean the one he tried to force Marla to have for the pregnancy that produced Tiffany?

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Someday soon he’s going to walk by a mirror and crack his skull trying to attack his own reflection...

Zenni is great. They don’t have a huge selection of frame styles, but what they have is good and reasonably priced. I never spend over $20 per pair. My friend whose glasses used to cost $300, gets them for a little over $100 there.

I have been buying my glasses and my family’s glasses online (from Zenni) for years. It is MUCH cheaper than the store, and as long as you have a real prescription they will replace/fix anything they make wrong. My doc even recommends them. $45 bucks for photochromatic high-index lenses and frames compared to $450 at

High Index lenses are more likely to cause chromatic aberration. This is because  different wavelengths of light are bent at different angles and not to a single point. It’s most noticeable as a red or blue color fringe on high contrast (black against white) edges. If you have a job where color accuracy or fine

This should go without saying, but if you choose to purchase your glasses online, you are NOT entitled to free service or repairs on those glasses from brick and mortar retailers.

As a former optician, I had far too many instances where online shoppers would come into our store and demand frame adjustments, repairs,

One major consideration about photochromic lenses: they usually don’t work while you’re driving, because the coating on your windshield filters out the light that makes them change color. Theoretically your salesperson should tell you that, but it tends to get left out of the conversation

Couple things I’ll add from personal experience: