she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children.

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

You didn’t fucking read the article did you?

I wish I had a TARDIS so I could go back in time, hug your Grandmother, and kick your Grandpa in the balls for doing that to her. How cruel!

But do they pull you out of a dead sleep with the hairball noise so you have to vault them off the bed then clean up the hairball puke at 2am because your disabled husband can’t necessarily navigate around the fallout in the morning because his meds make him sleep like a baby? Asking for a friend.

There is no such thing as a micro-pig or teacup pig. Most “micro” or “teacup” pigs turn out to be - at the very least - potbellied pigs, and many of them turn out to be regular pigs. Pig sanctuaries in the US - including one here in Washington - are overrun with pigs that were abandoned when they didn’t stay tiny as…

And now I am crying. Debbie Reynolds is gone and no one else could voice Charlotte. I should just go to bed.

Following Esther on Facebook is just so good, not just for pig pics but for her rabid middle aged women following. There are SO many replies to her picture addressing her directly and her dads. People sew her rain jackets. She responds back about wanting to eat cupcakes. It’s totally nutty but in a heartening way.…

Oh dear — I didn’t get that far. I think my eyes would have popped out of my head at that. I got a refund on the Kindle version after the third time she said “tidy” in a single paragraph. MFCSSOB! I need a little more help than kissing my polite stack of cashmere sweaters on the forehead.

It was absolute torture. I had “bad hair” (just imagine what that term does to a young black girl’s self esteem !). Every two weeks, my grandmother would grease up my hair and straighten and style my hair with iron combs and curlers which were heated on the stove til they glowed red hot. This resulted in extremely…

ikr? He looks like he is NOT worthy of being labeled a cougar for.

You know what video I like? This one:

Fake?! Thats me right now reacting to Ankle Eggsnort

Categorical falsehood. Anything involve Edsel or whatever his name is can never be ‘erotic’

I interned for the show for a summer... The men were all wonderful.

Ted Allen is a national treasure and this new reboot should just be Ted Allen teaching people how to cook and educating us all on wine pairings.

My forensics degree is only from SVU but my impression is that stabbing takes a lot of strength and stamina to actually kill someone and a teen girl may not always have enough.

Making me groen over here.

Jesus. Seems to me Moen should’ve never tried to become a murderer and stuck to doing what her family does bests; making sinks.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…