I first fell in love with him in Trainspotting (I’m old, so my first celeb crush was Shawn Cassidy, but I digress). A guy who can manage to look hot while playing a heroin addict has got something special. He’s a wonderful man in real life, too.

My first big time celebrity crush was Ewan in Moulin Rouge. It has never faded and I am so proud of my woke bae.

It doesn’t matter, even if she was created with donated sperm he was still her father. She’s lovely, and entitled to her whacked out conspiracy theory about her father’s death.

Footnote to the Ewan McGregor story:

Shia LaBeouf shouting down Hitler youth idiots at his art for peace project is fun.

I, too, could not STAND Kerrigan. I didn’t want her to get clubbed like that either. I hated her persona because it was the first time I had seen the media hype of someone SO.FUCKING.MEDIOCRE just because she was “attractive” (not to me, but to a lot of folks apparently) while the sports world was horribly classist to…

Shafted, you want to talk about shafted: Surya Bonaly was the one who got shafted.

Paultoes just do me a favor and twist the knife harder so it hits a vital organ or artery so I can be put out of my misery. I miss them already :(

It’s not easy keeping a smile when all your spouse smells like pee.

Well, yeah. Because the Lannisters actually pay their debts...

Thank you! She’s a giant piece of shit asshole as well.

On a creepy side note, can we also discuss the revelation that Mike Pence calls his wife “mother” instead of Karen, Mrs. V.P., or even babycakes? It’s in the new Rolling Stone article, he says things like “Mother, what china are we eating on?” This is in front of guests and not apparently joking. He is the fucking…

you know a strong NDA is part of her prenup. there’s no way she’d be able to write a tell-all, even if she wanted to.

I find the insinuations of her being an abused woman offensive. How is this not infantilizing a grown ass woman who has made her choices? This is what she signed up for to be the wife of a billionaire. She doesn’t like him? Boo-fucking hoo.

Some of us actually LOVE seeing boils lanced, but I get your point.

She won’t. Guaranteed, there’s a prenup that prevents her from ever speaking her own mind about anything, ever. Just like his first two wives, who would have been invaluable during the primaries and election.

I’ve been listening to an inordinate amount of opera lately and now pull The Callas on shitheels (ha no pun intended but I like it).

Nah. I still don’t feel sympathetic for her, and I doubt I ever will.

alternative theory based on Ivanka’s expression (grinning wider, raising her eyebrows) is that Trump was looking directly at the woman he WISHED was his wife but sadly he isn’t a Lannister.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!