mydogisapirate
My Dog Is A Pirate
mydogisapirate

Came down here to say just this.

Please also note: I said sustainable. Not organic. The bigger highlight from the delivery systems I’ve tried (and they are legion) is sustainable agriculture. I don’t think your “organic farming is bad for the environment” has much merit here.

If you order your groceries delivered from your local supermarket, that’s food also being delivered twice.

Yeah, I don’t get the hate here.

I literally just said, “SHOO, DOGGIES - WHAT?!?” at my desk.

“pretty”

As an Italian from Italy, I can assure you that no-one there will see a problem. Italians are racists AF.

I have multiple dogs, but this is Spike. He is in the Navy.

Don’t touch it too much! I have coarse, wavy/curly hair that frizzes like CRAZY. The best styling advice I ever got (from a stylist, match) was to NOT run my fingers through it, fiddle with it, or play with it, especially after it’s dry. That will make it frizz like nobody’s business.

Oh, girl. He is AutoTUNED. And not for effect. So it can seem as if he’s on pitch.

Agreed.

Toomey is a piece of shit. I’m a part of the Tuesdays with Toomey group, and his FLAT OUT REFUSAL to address his constituents is beyond infuriating. I have called, faxed, emailed, written, shown up. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I plan to rename this administration “Nazi II - Nationalist Boogaloo.”

This is the best sentence that has ever been typed.

I honestly don’t blame here. MMA fights aren’t tennis matches. You literally get POUNDED, and the human body just isn’t good at repeat attacks.

This. I grew up on an overseas military installation. I went to elementary and high school(and college) with people of all races, creeds and nationalities. It was a wonderful experience. I can’t wrap my mind around the fact that some of the military brats I grew up with are now Trump-supporting xenophobes. It

I want to vomit. I can’t wrap my mind around what’s happening. Where is my beautiful country?

I hear you. I’ve been working my way through a raging sinus infection for WEEKS. I’m pretty sure it’s not getting better (even w antibiotics) because of my Voldemort-induced stress levels.

Doeslaying on the couch eating Wawa mac and cheese from a bowl that’s propped on my boobs count? Because if so, I’m doing some fantastic, carb-loaded self-care right now. And it’s DELICIOUS.

My favorite where-to-apply-blush trick (I tell clients this, as an MUA): Do five jumping jacks. See where your cheeks got rosy? Put blush there.