Came here to post just this. Glad you did!

Aw. I, too, had both a Cleopatra and a Nefertiti. I miss them both. :(

Starring because “poopbutt.”

Wait, what? Oh, come ON.

Sherri Shepard can go fuck herself. She claims to be a christian, and then abandons a baby that she decided she no longer wanted. She’s disgusting.

My issue with the KonMarie book is her insistence on ‘discarding’ everything. No mention (at least as far as I am, which is halfway) of recycling, or donating, or anything else. Just throw everything you don’t want in the trash and let the world deal with your discards. Nah.

Hugs. I’m really sorry for you.

I’ll be there - with pink and blue hair and a bright orange hoodie. If you see me, join with us!

Tell them to shut the fuck up about politics at work and do their fucking jobs.

She’s a lying, conniving cunt who sold her soul for fortune, and she wears fur. That’s enough for me.

This series of pictures and gifs....I have never been so turned on as I am now.

I love me some campy goodness. But Lewinsky was a KID, preyed on by not just Clinton, but Linda Tripp, as well. She was eviscerated for her very existence.

This.

Do you use a primer at all?

Wait - Jennifer Holliday? What the actual fuck?!?!?

Here’s Chaffetz’s twitter handle: @jasoninthehouse

I got the same bullshit. I hope that girl chokes to death on her self-righteousness.

I just called, and I got a little twit on the phone who told me that the information that I had was wrong. When pressed, she hemmed and hawed. I told her that it is my right as a citizen to protest what Chaffetz is threatening to do, and she said, “ok, sure, I’ll pass along your concerns.”

Why?