Speak for yourself. I’m fucking terrified. If I got any more frightened than I already am, I’d be dead.

I am absurdly jealous and proud of you for being on Jezebel at 17.

You seem troubled.

OH THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE TO EXPLAIN WHAT MOST VEGANS AND VEGETARIANS ACTUALLY EAT

I’d guess any, as long as they have similar features.

Do you mean “Better Business Bureau?” Or “Bed, Bath, and Beyond?”

Tie a bandanna around your neck! I live in an old, creaky house in NE PA, and my favorite way to stay warm (multiple layers of clothing notwithstanding), is to tie a bandanna or scarf around my neck. It’s surprising how much toastier you can get with just your neck staying warm.

Well, fuck. I’ve been donating to her charity for YEARS.

Found the SJW!

I love gommage (Jean Madeline Aveda Institute-aesthetician, hey!), but I also love me some St. Ives. In moderation. I use it on my upper arms to help with KP.

Ohhhhhh young Leslie Nielsen. *swoon*

This completely choked me up.

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Perfect response is perfect.

No. Google that shit. There’s PLENTY out there that you can use as a source of information.

“She’s shady, not stupid.”

Mike Allen, Chuck Todd, and Megyn Kelly

I SWEAR TO FUCK IF 2016 OR EVEN 2017 TAKES DOLLY....

Um, yeah. That sounds AMAZING.

I am fully team Savory Oats. I eat them with olive oil, truffle, and parm. All of that sweet b.s. can go eff itself.