Ritz Mock Apple pie on the Ritz Crackers box!!

I don’t think she actually assaulted him, but yes. Fuck Scott Baio. He is a terrible person and deserves to be pushed into a volcano, face-first.

I was raised in Italy, and we made our own pasta all the time (and I still do) - what’s the ingredient ratio that you’re using? And how are you drying it? With only a few exceptions, we tended to make pasta without eggs, and I always found it to dry nicely, but YMMV.

*slight brag ahead*

Yeah, that Orphanbychoice person is kind of a jerk.

I’d add: Why would anyone shill for an industry that STILL has a list of human rights violations as long as a football field?

What you did there. I SEE IT.

Mamma Mia!

DONE.

And here I thought it was called the “fuck it” effect.

I’d wager on Rebel Wilson.

!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS PERFECTION

Grilled cheese with mayo is amazing!

I loved how badass Maeve was at the elevator - not letting Hector get on the elevator because she doesn’t need him anymore - “I’m sorry, darling, I didn’t program you to leave.*”

Victory tour. He fucking lost. And yet somehow, will still have won.

I vote for “Are You Being Served,” or “The Vicar of Dibley.” Those folks were working-class.

I’ll join you. Maybe if enough of us do it, it’ll cause an earthquake that will knock these fuckwads into space.

As an ex-pregnant person, yes, you can smell electricity. Also, it’s been 16 years since I was preggo, and my sense of smell is STILL hyper-tuned.

Ex-fervent-Catholic-now-Atheist here. Catholics believe in transubstantiation - that the bread and wine *are* the actual body and blood of Christ at communion.