Also, looks like that OGCleveland guy was suspended! GOOD!

I reported that GayDaddy guy. In the process, I got to look at about 60 posts of him - or not him, don’t care - bending over and spreading his cheeks to show his gaping asshole.

I know that you didn’t do this for the final turkey, but the photo of your extremely adorable doggie makes me want to do this PSA:

I am rather amused that the reply to a post about a flask inside of a book is by a person who goes by the handle “WhiskeySnob.”

Instead, can I just get Rami Malek as a gift?

Please keep articles like this coming. They are a lovely distraction from the tire fire that is the U.S. right now.

I really want Kathy Bates to be my friend. Even if we only hang once a month and gossip as we get woozy on Manhattans. I know we would have such a good time.

Thank you for sharing that. Especially since I’m in PA (not that you knew, but still). I’m in the blue part, but we aren’t that far from some of the counties that ran blood-red.

I just can NOT wrap my head around why/how anyone thinks this kind of thought is okay.

My guess is that folks on FB use“disrespectful and terribly behaved” as code for “black.”

That is really a lot of Bowling for Soup.

Yeah, I’m kind of with you on that. Would. Like, twice.

ohhhhhhhhh, yes. Yes. I am crying.

Mr. ACTUAL President, I beg to differ. Why? Because Bannon. And Giuliani. And human rights.

Look at these fucking women.

I’m okay with the “make fun” part.

She’s a self-absorbed, uncaring rich, stupid spoiled brat.

Oh, sure, I mean, if *I* could change, then anyone can. But that may not happen before the wedding.

Being trapped in an industrial-sized pressure cooker that’s used to treat metal (I think). Once it starts up, there’s no way to open it to rescue the person, as the machine has to complete its cycle.

The TL;DR version - I discovered that I wasn’t the special fuckin’ snowflake that I thought I was. Long version in the comments. ;)