Honestly? It’s because I suddenly found out that I wasn’t anything special.

As a Lady Runner With Big Hooters, I can attest to the effectiveness of the Buband. I went from having to wear 3 sport bras, to one bra and the ‘Band. Amazing.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have to try this!

YEP.

Your “best friend,” Dear Writer, is a selfish cunt.

This is the exact reason that I stopped eating Yoplait. What a bunch of selfish cunts.

Jesus fucksticks christmas. If I did even half as poorly at my job as he does at his, I’d be immediately shitcanned.

Aha - I KNEW it! Something about her has always struck me as off. As though the common, lower folk should just be honored to be in her presence.

Yep!

Look. Shelly Duvall gave us Fairie Tale Theater, and other than David Bowie appearing in yellow face and episode of “The Nightingale,” she also gave us the ever-glorious Lanie Kazan as the Blue-Haired Fairy in “Pinocchio.”.

I actually like his wife less than I like him.

What. In the fucking. Fuck.

You KNOW it!

I have IBS-D. I was BORN for this.

Please tell me that you are going to sue him for harassment. Or take a shit on his desk. I can do it for you, because I know how hard it can be to maneuver when you are intensely gravid.

Of course she did! She had nowhere to go but up! ;)

That is a very specific knowledge bank that you have.

YOUR SISTER IS AWFUL.

Thank you for all the good work you do.

Your summary game is on point. 10/10 would read again.