*Froot*

If you get a chance to listen to the audiobook, do so. Amy narrates it, and it is perfection made flesh.

Excuse you, that is DOCTOR Jan Itor.

Full disclosure: I may or may not have - because of a strapless dress - nipped a whole prom circa 1990.

ERRONÉ!

By “never shows up” you mean “shits until he dies,” right?

COCKSNEEZE.

I hope Halsey doesn’t have to reach anything on a high shelf.

“Trump.”

I like how you think.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

PLUS GRAS. The end.

So, re: Tobey Maguire, I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I don’t find him (or Leo) particularly attractive.

Unless Hillary Swank just grew size 38DD boobies and can attest to these bras holding them size hooters in, I’ll stick to my Glamourize workout bra with a Buband on top, thanks. Grand total: 65 bucks, and you can use the Buband erry day.

Cutesy baby product names make me want to barf in my hand.

There it is. I could have looked it up, but was too busy commenting. ;)

Legit thought that Phoebe Price was that British woman - also goes by Jordan? - whose name escapes me.

You misspelled “fillers.”

I like that they broke it down in a very child-explainy style for the maroons who need to have it explained to them as such.

Sword and Scale! (True crime, incredibly well-researched)