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I was an esthetician in my past life (went to school for it, and everything!), and I can promise you that, despite what the Overlords of Creams and Lotions would have you believe, there is very little difference between what you put on your face, and what you put on your body.*

Fun fact! She used to be my next-door neighbor. :)

As someone who has absolutely no context for this comment, I can tell you that I enjoyed reading that very much.

DAYUM.

Ugh. Bill Murray sure loves Bill Murray.

Good eye! Also, I just barfed a little.

I’d buy that.

Girl. Do NOT let him gaslight you! Kick his cheating ass to the curb, and go build a better life. You can do this. 💙💙💙

...is that not the Armory?

Ok, I read the linked article about the 22 yr old photographer and now I want to march to his apartment in New York, ring his doorbell, and when he answers, punch him squarely in the dick.

Why don’t you go outside and play a nice game of Hide And Go Fuck Yourself?

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

OVERRULED!

Are we certain that the sisters are named Mary, Edith, and Sybil?

Please see my response to kanekofan.

It is clear to me that you are not, unlike me, an avid Judge Judy watcher. Because if you were, you’d know you were wrong. CASE CLOSED BECAUSE OF A PREPONDERANCE OF THE EVIDENCE.

Disagree.

I love Judge Judy. LOVE her! I don’t care how cranky, contemptuous, and eye-roll-y she gets. She’s a smart, tough, admirable lady.

Don't feed the trolls!