I’m thinking it right now.

I think Ashly’s just carrying a grudge because she feels she deserves the “e” that her parents neglected to give her.

I can guarantee you that people who follow plant-based diets do NOT eat meat, egg and dairy substitutes “to be just like the rest of” you.

PSST: he/she is totes pulling a bit from Lewis Black.

Counterpoint: the dairy industry is directly responsible for the veal industry. So they can fuck right off.

Yup. That’s my pop, all over.

I think it’s beautiful that you washed his body. I feel as though we, in the 21st century, don’t have nearly the rituals that honor the dead anymore.

Nah, it's just Old Man Toes. My pop is 74 and has toes that overlap exactly like that.

Please stop with this bullshit. That website is the Alex Jones of BSL assholes.

A tent, I think, though, isn’t subject to codes. It’s not a structure. And there’s no electricity, plumbing, etc., in a tent.

I don’t know who Cleo Wade is, and I am eyerolling REAL HARD at the phrase “Instagram Poet,” but the dress she has on in that photo is GORGEOUS.

No, I think it’s not. Not even a little bit.

My best car ever was a 1986 Chevy Cavalier that I bought for $99 in 1999. That fucker was amazing.

Amen.

This, from that article, about Goopy herself, in particular:

I do this all the time! I can attest to how em effing delicious this is.

Fun Fact! “Manzo” is Italian for “beef.”

Amen to this. Born and raised in Italy, and can totally attest to how EL FUCKO the Italian court system is.

This is how I do. I work as a Global Manager for a large corporation, and I have blue hair. It is the ONLY thing that I let be The Thing. Even if I’m wearing jeans to work, they are pressed with a crease, I have on accessories, polish, and heels. If any one of those other things were out of place or messy, I’d look a…

I will join up with this noble cause.