You answeredyou answered your own question.

I would contribute to this worthy cause.

Hold on a sec, fucko. Are SERIOUSLY suggesting that men and boys need to be taught “sexual ethics,” otherwise they won’t know what to do with their desires/penises/urges?

Oh, sweetie. Go back to bed. The grownups are talking.

Oh, hai, Brick’s dad! HappyLabor Day!

I would legit buy at least three of these.

Oooh! I have been meaning to listen to this (with her as the narrator), but I get a little side-eye-y about authors narrating their own books (notable exeptions: Caitlin Moran, Neil Gaiman, Amy Poehler).

Can I use my thighs? If so, I am so IN.

Ha, yes! Dante Alexander is sooooooooo stunningly pretentious-sounding. Plus, I was raised in Italy - and you just canNOT name a kid after Italy’s most famous poet and not expect him to be a giant pretentious douchewad.

Laura Dern’s line at the end of the trailer: “It’d be so lovely to think that if I were a man, people would listen and say, ‘ok.’ Ahhh, it’d be so restful.” was the truest thing that has ever trued.

Were I a boy, I’d have been Dante Alexander. Dodged a bullet!!

Sam The Eagle!

Jesus. I want to hug you. And your sisters.

I, for one, enjoy this story.

Prudence!

Dirty Diana?

You need more stars.

Go on...

I don’t mind the sunglasses. You know what I *do* mind? Folks who don’t know that to extend the vowel sound in a word like “cute,” you use extra Us, NOT extra Es, as the marktheshark did in the header picture.

I’m sad that I had to read this far down to see this comment.