What if your bus woman and the office woman are THE SAME PERSON?!?

EW. No.

I don’t know about that. I’m pretty sure mine does...

Because this world is a boy’s club, and we are not actual members.

Oh, GOD, yes!

I laughed really hard at this.

My exact takeaway!! And WHAT a Christian Death song, too!

Me, before watching trailer: ugh. This is going to be lame. I don’t even want to watch the stupid fucking trailer. I bet these mf’ers don’t even know what REAL goth* is.

NO! You will say NOTHING bad about Dolly! She is perfect and precious and an amazing advocate and a gift to this world!

They’re not. My best friend works there, and the management routinely stiffs them on their time cards and steals their tips. I am SO GLAD this is finally happening.

There really are two kinds of people.

My BFF works here! He’s been telling me about this for MONTHS.

!!!

This was my first thought when I saw the new sexting news: “I really hope this is the thing that makes her finally go.”

It’s still you.

Heh.

I love you because of your name.

Hey, dipshit. I posted this in April, long before I knew about the rape allegations. Take your baseless, inflammatory comments to a more recent post, mmmkay?

As an actual, real, off-the-boat Italian (who grew up near there) who now lives in the ‘States, I will win this game by parking my ass on my couch in America and watching HBO. They’ll never find me.

AAAUUUGH!! Britney! FIX YOUR DAMN SEATBELT!