EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *explodes*

Is that person made from plastic?

Imagine not being a victim-blaming cunt for a second.

Me, too! I just landed in ORD, fired up my laptop to deal with my layover, and saw that I am being followed by a number of sites. I feel like a legit Fancy Person!

oh, god. Was this in Munich, and was that class Art History?

Two things -

I think that both Jon and Kate are garbage people.

Wait.

Ok, I REALLY don’t like Sarah Paulson (DON’T HATE ME!!! WE ALL HAVE OUR THINGS!!!), but that hair and makeup looks divine on her.

Avril Lavigne sure has terrible taste in men.

I wrote this on the Buzzfeed article that I saw before this, and I’m copying it here:

Oh, lord. This is my sister in spades. She had a melt down last night because the noodles in our takeaway weren’t udon noodles, like she thought they were going to be, even though she didn’t read the description on the menu where it clearly states the noodle type. She screamed and flung about and hollered about “this…

Sword and Scale is the BEST. Seriously good, well-researched, brilliant and entirely compelling. I subscribe to about 5 or 6 true crime podcasts, and this is my favorite.

I saw The Piano when it was first released (I was 17). My bff had seen it before me, and she said, right before the Harvey Keitel naked scene - “He’s a little bit fat, but it’s a sexy fat.” And to this day, I agree.

Re: David Tennant - even with that slow, derpy gif, still would.

Extra extra stars for “schmatta.”

That’s my old stripper name.

ugh. Dianna Agron stinks on ice in this. The only upside is that there’s no Lea Michelle sing-chewing the scenery, so I managed to not throw my laptop out of the window halfway through the song.

A song for you, inspired by MFL, for when you are further along.

Please share photos of this.