I am as amused by this article as I am by the typo in the “Screencap by...” under the photo.

Jesus H. His moobs stick out almost as much as his belly.

“Cunt” is the shaved truffles of swear words.

;)

eh, this guy might: The 300-lb vegan

Wummer.

I accidentally ended up with Jason Segal’s phone number once so I called him and babbled idiotically. He was very nice.

never mind.

You need more stars.

It also sounds like a suggestion.

I kind of want to find her and kick her in the shins.

I, too, have a sneaking suspicion that it was the wife.

I am not admitting to anything, but when I was 13ish, I may or may not have touched DaVinci’s Last Supper. This may or may not have been in 1987, while on a private tour while it was being restored. My dad may or may not have known somebody who worked for? with? was the curator for? the folks doing the restoring, and…

...I’m sorry - shouldn’t own PROPERTY? What? Say what, now? WTF kind of thought process* is that? I just...what?

Nah. I’m Italian; grew up there. Italians are super into PDA. I grew up across the street from the Mediterranean, and it’s totally normal for women to be topless, both on the beach and strolling down the sidewalk to their cars.

Seriously, though. What is your fucking problem?

PPK is the shit.

No. No, no, no, no, NO.

...vermicelli? WHAT?

WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT