This story is so goofy that I really hope it’s true.

Nah. I think they’ll do it. They’ve kept their word before, like when they threatened to put up a statue of Baphomet opposite the ten commandments statue in Oklahoma. Oklahoma took down their statue, rather than let the Baphomet statue be erected next to the “jesus: one.

One was too many b/c Sarah Michelle Gellar is a terrible excuse for an actress.

This may be the best thing i’ve ever seen.

Yeah, this is about to be my FB banner. This is perfection.

I find conspicuous consumption to be so very tasteless.

I’m with you. I mean, from the neck down? HELLS YES.

I can’t speak for the ‘person’ part, but she sure as hell ain’t no ‘tremendous actor.’ She’s a one-trick pony whose only talent is her voice.

Just because the relationship was fake doesn’t mean they weren’t friends. And that she didn’t have genuine affection for him and sadness when he died.

So...maybe this is NOT where I mention that I’m 43 and would totes teach that boy the ways of the world?

First reaction, upon reading the headline: Really, Jezebel? Are we devolving to ogling dudes?

Bette or GTFO.

What is this trend of calling any girl with a modeling contract a ‘supermodel?’ It’s like calling anyone who does porn a ‘pornstar.’ Just because you do a thing, doesn’t make you a pro of it, and deserving of that moniker.

Plus, Douglas gets all the good cheese from the tray. :)

Also English.

And I am Princess Maria Theresa of Lichtenstein.*

She kind of looks like a young Maria Bamford.

Jessica Chastain looks great! [Instagram]

You know it, sister.

While all the other little girls that I knew growing up wanted to be princesses, I wanted to be Mame Dennis Jackson Pickett-Burnside.