Fair enough.

pssst: *she* doesn’t do her own makeup.

When you go back, please take me with you.

Rich suburb of Philly.

Nope.

Please stop with this. I know it’s supposed to be light-hearted, but this is a series that focuses a laser on the behavior of a little girl, one whose life is already under a microscope because of her parents’ shitty choices, and one who is probably doubly-traumatized by both of her parents going to prison, and the…

I used to work for a veterinarian who tried to sue a client because of an unfavorable Yelp review. The client in question then contacted the local newspaper because he was really unhappy with the INSANE violation of privacy that he underwent, and he was very uncomfortable with how easy it was for the vet’s lawyers to…

They’re made by the same company.

Agreed. If you haven’t already, check out Stephanie Nicole’s YouTube vid about the Kylie Lip Kit. She does product reviews, and gives the MOST honest, straightforward commentary. She seriously uses her critical thinking skills, which I love.

That’s not how you spell “champagne.”

What, no Muvamoji? I mean, Amber’s emoji set has The Shocker, which I think would be wholly appropriate.

I wish I could double-star this. Once for the comment, and once for your über-clever username.

Would still watch. I have never seen a second of any of the RHW franchises, or (I’m blanking on other reality t.v.), but HOO BOY, do I love me some ANTM.

SHAFTesbury. Heh.

woah.

THANK YOU.

I was really hoping that Oprah Herself would be in this. She’s a talented actor, and I LOVED her in The Color Purple.

Sticking my hand in a blender would be better than Goopy as Sylvia.

I hear ya. 3 of mine are foster fails. Most are quite elderly, and I adore them, even if the old ones (I call them the Golden Girls) are incontinent. Hey, it’s part of what you sign up for, right?