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My Dog Is A Pirate
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I don’t understand why celebrities have to announce their breakups.

What’s with the “n” on Paris Jackson’s name?

There is so much to hate about this video that I don’t even know where to start.

Spy was one of those movies that I had to keep pausing because I would explode into hysterical laughter. And one of the few movies that I watched multiple times. Melissa McCarthy is a comic treasure.

THANK YOU. I’ve been dying to know where that gif is from, so I could watch whatever produced it.

What in the ever-loving FUCK.

You don’t need that “o” in “discount.”

I’m so sorry about your dad. Hugs.

Shhh, honey. Grownups are talking.

Mr. Rogers always tried to keep his weight at 143, because, according to him, it’s the number of love.

Screw that. Help My Dog Is A Pirate find “Hope Floats’” Harry Connick, Jr.

There was already a lady doctor at Versailles and her name was CLAIRE FRASER.

When you refuse to face the racially offensive, you are denying that it existed. It’s like re-edits of Huckleberry Finn that remove the N-word and references to slavery. These are things that HAPPENED IN THAT TIME.

Here’s the problem. When you erase the past, you are pretending that it didn’t happen. And that’s not a good thing. Hell, even Warner Brothers wised up to this, and they had some of the most racially offensive shit out there.

HA HA HA HA HA at the title of the new movie she’s working on:

HASHTAG AMEN

I believe that that's actually an ensemble.

I once worked with a young rich girl, fresh outta college, who had no idea how whipped cream was made. I looked her square in the face and yelled, “IT’S CALLED ‘WHIPPED CREAM,’ TIFFANY*. THE INGREDIENTS ARE IN THE TITLE.”