...unless you’re a dog in a puppy mill.

He’s not even that good of a vocalist. His breath control is terrible.

No! It’s based on a book? Oooh - what’s it called?

“HURR DURR I am a selfish fuckwad DURR!”

Ohhhh, GCB. How I miss thee!

Also, his chest! Let's see that, too! HUBBA HUBBA

I legit looked over to my husband and said, “what, did only one actress show up for the audition?”

Oh, they’re going to do the island stuff, I guarantee it.

For the love of God, and all that is holy, please, please, PLEASE recast Brianna’s role with a different actor.

...pretty sure that’s King Joffrey.

It’s such a stunning removal from everything that you know and understand about the world. That’s part of the shock of it all, not just the assault part. The brain doesn’t know how or what or who or when or why or....

<3 <3 <3

Plus, one of the “latte art” pics sure looks like a penis made from milk foam.

Ok, this is corny as hell, but Grumpier Old Men cheers me the fuck right up.

Oh, no. I am so, so sorry that happened to you.

I just read “Wonder” by R.J. Palacio.

In our house, we called it “Cracklin’ Poopy Bran.”

Fuck this judge.

No need. He already has an under-formed brain.

But the bubbles are so tickle-y when they come out!