*quietly puts down glass and pushes it away*

When I read this on the news, I understood the rocks in question to be in front of her property, and on the beach proper

That's where I live now!! :D : D

I grew up in Italy, yet I still suffered from crippling depression. Should I have maybe moved to Cleveland?

You know what irritates me about shrimp scampi?

Just coming here to post that!

Biden’s gonna Bide.

This.

uh...

Two things - I am AMAZED at that orange underboob outfit in the header picture.

Two things - I am AMAZED at that orange underboob outfit in the header picture.

<3 Thank you.

Let me hop in here. In the midst of my terrible grief after my son was murdered, I never once assaulted or thought to assault a reporter, or anyone else. And my son’s murder was ALL OVER our local news.

I will donate my couch throw to the cause. I mean, it covers me, but I’m only 5'7". Perhaps Leslie could wear it as a miniskirt?

Can you let me know which store I buy these hard thighs? I thought I could get them at Planet Fitness, but apparently they don’t have them in my size anymore.

Yes! I use a product called Entero TruBenefits (it’s prescription) that adjusts the bacteria/flora from the gut to the mouth. It keeps my littlest doggie’s breath from smelling like burnt turnips.

Your dog may need a trip to the vet.

Good lord, would it KILL anyone who makes these charts to have the first column visible throughout?

I carry a kazoo in my purse at all times. You just never know when you need it.

Ok, what kind of cheap-ass gives a ‘gift’ of the product that they own? She has money coming out of her ass, and she gives her inventory?