mydogisapirate
My Dog Is A Pirate
mydogisapirate

Back in the ‘80s/’90s, the gay community referred to heterosexuals as ‘breeders.’ Maybe she’s throwing back to that?

Stars! They’re just like us!

The dog meat festival is truly horrifying. It’s not just people eating dog meat. It’s dogs being flayed and boiled alive. Often, the dogs are people’s pets, even though, as far as I’m concerned, that doesn’t matter much - torturing animals is disgusting, no matter what.

So what I’m seeing here is that this woman has 1.5 poses. Ok.

It was the puppy mill thing that did it. Self-respecting Amish may not use the Internet, but they have no problems breathingit was the puppy mill thing that did it. Self-respecting Amish may not use the Internet, but they have no problems breeding and torturing dogs for profit.

Amish.

Is everyone involved in this in middle school?

I feel as though your username was born from this experience.

Sushi? Round sushi? OKAY, PLZ.

Right here, sister. Yep.

GET IN LINE, SISTER.

I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS.

Legit thought that Susan Sarandon was HRH Jill Connor Browne, THE Sweet Potato Queen.

YEP. Hubba, hubba!

So do I. :)

Dammit! Kinja’ed!

Yep.

“deeply flawed, self-indulgent, extremely boozy” woman who had “quite a mouth on her.”

I can’t get behind the soft age-shaming here. It doesn’t matter how old Amber Heard was when Johnny Depp was 35. It matters that she was old enough when they started dating.

...you have a burrito? I hate you.