That shirt is telling me that she is, and that she’s just come off a Wal-Mart run.

No. But nice try.

Yay, you! Seniors are the best! Of my pack of puppers, only one is under 10. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

Bobby, I love your writing and your posts, but no.

I will also be that bitch. It’s because of posts like this and the ideas that they perpetuate that we are euthanizing dogs (and cats) and an unfathomable rate. All of them sentient beings, dragged to their deaths with hearts full of fear.

I just don’t have words to describe how this hits.

That was actually done with mirrors.

THIS. I get so much shit for saying that I can’t stand Bill Murray, ESPECIALLY because he’s an abuser. It’s like I punted a kitten into a river.

This is by far the best comment anywhere.

This sentence made me feel things in my mouth pants.

Seven dogs, three cats here. All co-sleep with me and my SO, except the 95-lb one (he’s a dog, not a cat. I’m not a WEIRDO), and between all those little darlings and my snoring husband, I haven’t slept through the night in decades.

Fun fact! “Bread Cake Doughnut Pudding” is my old stripper name. It is also a chronicle of my body from puberty to middle-age.

I did. I see. Fair enough.

Yeah, and you sound a LOT like you’re back-pedaling. Which if you are, ok, I’ll give it to you. But only if it’s because you realize that your first comment was super see-ya-next-tuesday levels of cunty.

Wow. “Slimmed down from her pudginess,” eh?

YUP.

So maybe don't go see it.

Yes, Kate Hudson, we know you have a flat stomach. Just like we all know that that pose ain’t got nothin’ to do with that book.

Um...I’m mostly understanding what you’re saying, but you lost me at the “Godfather” comment. Not all Italians are in the Mafia or the Cosa Nostra, you know.

Il fu Mattia Pascal!