Ah. You are me.

Not a 4th of July goes by without me putting on the soundtrack to “1776" and dancing around the house going “MY NAME IS RICHARD HENRY LEE, VIRGINIA IS MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME...”

I like your comment a lot, but I’m really just starring you for your name and avatar.

Yeah, not really getting the what on that “vegans fuck up the environment more than meat-eaters” line of thinking, there.

OT, but is your username a reference to the Cowboy Monkey Rodeo?

NO.

No. This can’t be real.

Eyebrows

...who’s there?

Who, and I mean, WHO is surprised at Johnny Depp’s behavior? I mean, the man was bosom buddies with Hunter S. Thompson, for god’s sake.

This is OT, but at the bottom of the page, where all the BS ads not blocked by ABP are, I saw this particular mashup. It made me uncomfortable.

THANK YOU. It drives me nutso when “healthy” is used where “healthful” belongs.

I don't know why, but this makes me...unlike her a little bit.

Thespe forever.

You know how you can sometimes just look at a person and know that they think they’re the sexual shizz but in actuality they’re not at all good in bed?

Extra points for “Thespe.”

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Me, too. 20+ years, no animals. Husband of almost a decade, omnivore. I don’t get to dictate his diet any more than he gets to dictate mine. But you get that. ;)

“yammer about bananas” is gonna be the name of my new band.

5. says, “PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals. AHAHAHAHAHA” die in a fire, dick.