My day job is in a state’s unemployment agency. By law, I can’t provide specifics, but I’d guess that at least 40% of the true WTF stories I have involve Walmart.

That’s very selfless of you. I wish I could say I would do that but I doubt I could get past my fear of surgery if it wasn’t someone I looked.

I want that on my Diva Cup.

He’s lying about believing that, as is every anti-choice politician - they claim to believe it until they think that switching sides will get them whatever they want this moment, then they all of a sudden always believed exactly the opposite. They simply aren’t capable of believing anything, because they don’t accept…

She hates me so much. Every time I try to get in front of her to take a picture she just flings herself in the other direction. She's so disgusted that she can't even LOOK at me.