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I had to zoom in because my first thought was that it was a doll

I realised it was a person when I really started looking

I was thinking a department store mannequin, but yes.

Then maybe Harry can stop voluntarily giving trash interviews, too! 

And see that’s what I’m thinking...that that whole clan wants to eventually morph into living Barbie dolls. I mean they already have the money and Malibu beach house. They just need the rest of their body to be plastic. I wonder if they’ve seen Jude Law’s character from A.I.?

I legit thought the top photo was a mannequin

That is the worst Photoshop thigh gap though. No one looks like that.

I just showed this to my husband, and he’s right--she looks like Borat.

Don’t cover her head, and she looks like a $2,000 sex doll.

Yeah, Photoshop is miraculous.

I was alive and wearing bathing suits in the 80s, and while the sides of the bottoms of the suits were cut up high (“lengthens the legs” we were told), the rest of the bathing suit was a regular old bathing suit you could wear in front of your grandmother. The suits pictured above are porno suits. Wear them if you

This corset is an example of why Vivienne Westwood’s name should only be spoken while genuflecting. The woman is touched by the fashion gods!

Oh, Joan.  I’m sure Dorit’s corset is as real as her face.

it’s not just you, but it helps if you imagine him saying it in his voice.  In fact it’s pretty awesome to imagine it that way LOL.

Nah, Barry keeps it real. He’s very good at being polished in public, and he’s supposedly very friendly and gregarious with friends, but he speaks his mind behind closed doors, according to a couple of former students of his I know. 

Thinking of Donnie’s reaction to this news has cheered up a dark day. Even if he doesn’t have a stroke, he’ll be just DYING to tweet...and he can’t.

Friends with Benniferits?

And Jill Biden replied, “Hey Barack, hold my beer”. 

this is taking WAAAAY too long...I honestly (naively) thought she’d literally be waiting at the WH (or Mar a Lago) on Jan 20 with a pair of handcuffs, and here we are 4 months later, wondering if this shitstain might actually die (accidentally or on purpose) before he is indicted.

I thought (hoped) the investigations were further along than this. Just NOW flipping to criminal after how many years? 4+?