One of the most insane things about “Dark Shadows” is that it aired in the afternoon, every day, like other soap operas, but it was the late 1960s so “Dark Shadows” seemed like perfectly normal daily daytime programming. I mean, not really, the network knew what it had on its hands, but still. My mother was absolutely…

Bet Ted Cruz would love to have you come over for soup and to show you his fingernail collection.

Also there aren’t that many locations in the United States in comparison to McDonald’s. Some states don’t even have one.

Exactly! For me it’ll be alcohol long before some glazed ring of cakey goodness.

I suspect that anyone with sufficient time and motivation to procure a KK donut every single day is fully capable of finding other ways to engage in unhealthy eating. This donuts-for-vaccination promotion won’t be what kills them.

I can’t tell if it’s a really lazy “get out of jail” card or if he’s playing in our faces with a boyfriend he groomed. Republicans openly run the gamut from insulting people’s intelligence to abhorrent behavior so not sure what he thinks this accomplishes.

There are all sorts of different, unconventional familial relationships, and I’m not one to police them, nor one to tell people how they can or cannot define their relationships. But, since Matt Gaetz only revealed this adult, Nestor, as his son as a shield in an argument about whether Gaetz, a white man, and other…

In his new, definitely real role Harry will be “expected to have input into initiatives including product strategy decisions and charitable contributions, and advocate publicly on topics related to mental health.” These are real tasks for a real job. Despite having no experience at a start-up, no tech experience, and…

Son. Yeah, sure. 

This “son” thing is weird. Like, even the best case scenario is weird. Other scenarios... [backs away from computer]

It used to be common for gay men to ‘adopt’ their younger lovers.

I think the only appropriate response to anything related to Gaetz at this point amounts to, “What the actual fuck is this stupid shit???”

“Military” is a pretty transferable skill set. It’s not nothing, for sure. And establishing the Invictus Games is a HUGE bit of work experience that sounds like it will transfer well to his new work.

All of his work promoting mental health as a royal is also exactly right in line with this new job.

I’m not entirely…

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

My God she was so pretty back then. What is she thinking fucking with her face like she has.

He couldn’t make an effective subway AND SUBWAYS ALREADY EXIST! Why would we trust him with space?

Gahhhhh I want to know why anyone watches Dr Phil... 

Pretty wild of Musk to assume that there’s no other consciousness but OURS, in a universe made up of hundreds of billions of galaxies with trillions of planets.

Musk can’t even deliver his projects on Earth but I’m supposed to believe that chud can get us to another planet? And that he’d take anyone else but himself there?

Mars is not, and will never be, habitable. This is a stupid vanity project to obscure the real purpose SpaceX: fat government contracts and weapons delivery. Jesus fuck, his followers are rubes.