Probably can’t. They’ve been keeping the pair in almost complete isolation since the outbreak started and suddenly needing around the clock medical attention would create a high risk of all sorts breaching.

Coffee-ancho rubbed lamb chops with parsnip puree and a calvestrano olive salsa verde.

Wait.  Can people do this?  Go to the pharmacy and get on a wait list?  I had no idea. 

A few days ago, I got a call from the community clinic that is my primary provider. My doctor said they had a few doses of vaccine left over for that day from no-shows or whatever. If I could make it in within a 45 minute window, I could get the shot. I specifically asked if she was sure and if I wasn’t jumping the…

Please no, I like him. Not his music, at all. I just like the guy.

He’s  the kind of person who would put a $5 bill in the collection plate and take back $4.

This is beautiful. 

I think we have a winner. This is the new NYC bar to clear: did you see a brain? No? Step off. 

My cousin/surrogate father figure was a bus driver for New Jersey Transit for 30 years. Most of his routes ran from Philadelphia/Camden to the southern ‘burbs like Millville and Bridgeton NJ, so there was always a good mix of inner-city riders, New Jersey’s own special brand of provincials and every thing in between.

Yet he raw dogged it with a porn star.

He’s not too far removed from what East Coast elites would consider trash. No matter how much money he and his family have the trashy behavior always shows through. 

Any member of The Wiggles.

Germaphobes don’t raw dog porn stars

I hear he likes his ladies to pop.

Moby? Because, geez... he’s basically a sentient, agoraphobic mayonnaise packet.

People say he’s a germaphobe but I doubt it. I think he just doesn’t like poor people or anyone he sees as beneath him. Is anyone here really going to argue he’s a fastidious hand washer?

“Your Diet Coke, sir”

There is nothing under the level of “non-ironic world peace and cures for all disease” level that I want badly enough to even go to second base with him.

None of the steps were “add poison” so this was a waste of time for all involved.

I’d make it an 8 step process, because I’m not missing the chance to spit in that motherfucker’s drink.