I forget who it was but a Republican Senator said on the record that if someone shot Ted Cruz on the Senate floor and the Senate were the jury everyone would vote to acquit the shooter. 

Oh, that was a very VERY good OT. Very good.

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He died as he lived, trying to deny that there were any consequences for his actions. 

If there are Democratic Senators who really want to forgive all student debt, then they’d better start building a coalition to do that, because the President doesn’t think its a good idea to simply discharge that much debt with the stroke of a pen, and he’s extremely skeptical that he has that power, anyways.

Indeed, I’ll certainly be sticking with my first plan of marrying for love. ;)

Cancelation is great and all but has anyone even discussed the possibility of lowering the godawful high interest rate on them while they suss this out?

I hope Chelsea’s having a margarita or three today as she toasts his demise.

Elephant seals are a lot more attractive.

Speaking as someone who is the same age as Chelsea Clinton and frequently got compared to her in the looks department, it was not good for my self esteem to hear comments like that. 

Isn’t is just adorable when men who look like actual elephant seals criticize a woman’s appearance?

Isn’t he Linda Evangelista’s baby daddy? Inquiring minds want to know.

Definitely Craig-ish.

He was all “so what? Smoking rules” until he got the word that his lung cancer really was incurable and going to kill him, and it finally sunk in that there were going to be consequences in his life he couldn’t buy or bully his way out of. And even then, he decided to remain an asshole until the end.

My earliest memory of him is when he repeatedly bullied Chelsea Clinton - who was 12 or 13 at the time - by referring to her as the White House dog. More than once. 

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

He’s French, he’s been around the block, he has a je ne sais quoi, he knows what makes her smile...

I love my husband deeply, but the older I get, the more I empathize with sugar babies and gold diggers. I mean, I just get it as an option, LOL.

Even if she did marry this guy for his money, who the fuck cares? It was her choice. Shit, I’ll marry an old-ass billionaire right now. Next order of bidness... write me into that fuckin’ will, yo!