Dino “Barbraella” DeLaurentis? Dino “Flash Gordon” De Laurentis? Dino “Conan the Barbarian” De Laurentis?

And you just know some cretin probably said the same thing to Jessica Lange at some point and the part went to Susan Sarandon or somebody.

Literally the first thing I saw her in, the Doctor Who episode “Blink” (the first Weeping Angels one), a character keeps telling her she’s hot.

Yep, it was the King Kong remake and Dino DeLaurentis said that in Italian in front of her, not knowing that Meryl, being perfect and a goddess, spoke fluent Italian. She gave him a proper reaming out in his native tongue too.

Watch her on graham norton recounting that story. It’s hilarious. It was dino delaurentis, I think.

Scott dicksick (I did that on purpose) has a fucked up fetish for fresh out of high school girls. Hell, he and tyga have a type... Kardashians and younglings.

Obvious explanation: If I was a Famous who suspected maybe one of my friends was selling gossip about me to tabloids, I might slip them something ridiculous as a test, like that I’m dating the My Pillow CEO, and see if it made its way into the gossip columns.

It’s rumored that Cardi B and Channing Tatum will be starring in a remake of the Whitney Houston film The Bodyguard.

Didn’t Trump spread some weird rumor about him not being into Salma Hayek because she was “too short” - after he’d been aggressively and creepily been pursuing her for years and repeatedly getting shot down?

USVI requires a negative Covid PCR test prior to entry and uses the National Guard to screen travelers at the airport.

That "invention" is right down there with the water bottle that lights up to tell you to drink water. 

If this sort of thing catches on, “redlining” can take on a whole new meaning!

In high school, I used to make tuna sandwiches with Miracle Whip and Ro-Tel on Pepperidge Farm low-calorie wheat bread. Why yes, I did hate myself.

Apples in tuna salad? Chicken salad maybe, but not tuna. I have no measurements, but this is how I make my tuna salad:

chicken salad yes

Why is this piece of filth along with her sister in white trash Lauren Boebert in Congress? Why are they still on Twitter? Why aren’t they being questioned by The FBI? Why haven’t they been expelled from Congress? Why are they being treated like decent people? Why in the ever loving fuck is this piece of shit not…

No.

Tuna in oil (you drain it, and use less mayo); mayo, lemon zest, dill, celery, salt & pepper, red pepper flakes. Sometimes, capers and a little dijon.

Like many of us, I hate the Conway adults with all the passion I can muster. That being said, this family needs serious help and making it a public spectacle on social media is only making it worse. Hoping for the kids’ sake they get that help.

Does anyone think that lying and gaslighting come easy to good people? Kellyanne Conway was hired by Trump specifically because she is a toxic and abusive person. Those were her qualifications for her job in the Trump administration.