Re your last sentence, exactly. 

I’m imagining a call like this:

But he has the best sperm! Ugh, I hate to even think along those lines.

I find it curious that no one has come forward thus far. I know he pressured Marla Maples to have an abortion, but you would think given his history with women someone would have come forward by now. 

You are correct in that it is an ideology and not an actual organization. 

“...White House spokesperson Hogan Gidley...”

Between now and 2024 the airwaves and internet need to be flooded with this video compilation of Trump objectors turned Trump ass kissers:

Some (very sheltered very stupid) people still think Trump means well somehow.

“We have been being told for the last what seven, eight months that if the Democrats get control we are losing our country”.

Those are beautiful! I would love one with a cup of tea right now. 

Agreed. I don’t care for most of their flavors, too busy for my taste. It was better back in the 80s before they got large. I had it at their flagship store in Burlington, VT in 1984 and it was really good. Fun fact, Ben and Jerry learned to make ice cream from a Penn State correspondence course in 1978. For you…

Yes

Well I have no problem with idiot terrorists like QShaman, Richard Barnett and the Chip Gaines lookalike having to make furniture during their incarceration.  

F*ck this entitled, poor little me bitch, whatever color she considers herself. She attacked that boy, end of story. She is clearly disturbed and needs help, but I hope she gets some jail time. It might help straighten her out. And what’s up with that hat?

He’s clearly enjoying his fifteen minutes, but let’s see if he’s still laughing in a prison cell. 

I was in the Capitol many many years ago on a school field trip. I remember the Rotunda being library quiet, with teachers shushing us ninth graders to be respectful. My how times have changed.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2021/01/07/man-in-capitol-mob-fired-after-wearing-his-company-id-badge-to-riot/?sh=60f02f70514a

I raised my children in lily white suburbs, and I can’t say that I blame you. 

She has been an activist in helping girls bridge the STEM gender gap and started the “Kode with Klossy” coding camp. She seems like a decent human.

Maybe pull a Kanye - “Imma let you finish your speech but I had the best election”?