when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Ehhh, he probably has had a pair on under his clothes this entire time.

The NBA’s dress code was never about Iverson and “thug” imagery. It was a pre-emptive strike to ensure Duncan never showed up in jorts.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.