This. My Somali coworkers have like, five new stories of racist shitheads every week. Especially since we work in healthcare, and people apparently get real touchy about the skin color of people touching them sometimes.

This makes me sad. I lived in MN at least as long as you were sentient (say, 30 years?) and I didn’t encounter this in the northern part of the state, though I spent plenty of time in the Cities, too.

Honestly, nobody gives a shit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to watching Michael Phelps race a shark.

I try not to fart in front of the fiance if I can help it. But if I’m in bed, or if I’m mad at her, or if I’m really sure that it’s going to be a long extended loud fart that will be hilarious, or if we’re leaving an elevator when other people are rushing in, or if I think I can blame it on the dog, or if we’re in a…

Our lawyers regret their swift action

Self respecting Italian here.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

You’re a typo.

Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

Lucas Giolito ... doesn’t even crack the top five here.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

From the news article:

Was this fight sponsored by Faygo? Jesus Christ.