I like it. Novak is sharing boobs with the whole crowd. It’s not unlike Jesus feeding the masses with seven piddly loaves of bread. Novak has tiny boobs, you wouldn’t know that from the number of boobs everyone goes home with.

Trump Conspiracy #129: What’s Mike Pence doing on the Hindenburg?

He probably wadded it up training at his ranch. What I wouldn’t give to have some fun at that place!

Yeah but, cmon, even that would be kinda fun at this point right? Those Gardenhire Twins were at the very least entertaining. I mean, remember when Joe Mauer was a sure-fire 1st ballot HoF catcher? Morneau won an MVP!

Dwanye Wade, or as he is known on the basketball court, Dweezus.

Why do you keep getting bird shit on your pecker?

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Think about this stretch back from 91

I add Layne Staley to this list. Fuck, this loss hurts

I would include Layne Staley in there as well, over Weiland IMHO.

Can’t really think of anything else to say...

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

“MotoGP Champ Nicky Hayden In Serious Condition After Being Hit By Car On A Bicycle”

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

This whole thread has been great, and I almost finished from your first sentence. But you calling him “kiddo” was the cherry on top. Fuck, this is some good ass kinja.

I’m not sure you follow me, he’s being paid for his expertise. This isn’t hard.

What do you think is supposed to be funny about withholding a source? This is about ethics

Good Kinja.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot