Yes, human misery on an unimaginable scale is “fascinating”.

In this case, I believe these are called claspers, not dick and balls.

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

Somewhat related, people who ride their brakes/illuminate their brake lights without actually slowing down. It’s especially infuriating to be behind a driver who does this several times a minute. If I can find an escape, I’ll take it every time rather than suffer behind them for a second longer than I have to.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

This guy loves his eyeball. And this bird got revenge.

No, I’m afraid you’re wrong. It’s a boring game, played by boring people who like to stand outside and make the same repetitive motion over and over. Is it a difficult motion? No, it’s like playing catch with a five year old, only instead of seeing the sense of wonderment in a child’s eye, you get to see it hit a…

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

He might be the MVP, but he’d have been hero if he took a chance and got his bonus AND his 69th 3 of the season.

I guess this is oakay.

I mean, he’s already proven himself as a defensive outfielder. One of the best in fact. Totally agree with the rest of your comment though.  

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

That Tornado be like