I enjoy your user name and will give you a star for it.

HE SAID, YOU’RE A GOOD SUBMISSIVE. COPS LOVE YOU.

Man I love this clip!

O RLY? I feel like you could cram a sheet or two in there, no?

Didn’t he go to USC? And play in a game that never happened against Texas?

Being an addict and having recovered and “found jesus” is all well and good. He murdered two innocent people in cold blood. Nobody is executing a recovered drug addict. They’re executing a murderer.

Haha! I don’t agree with you even a little bit, but I love your reasoning. You sound like a dedicated sumbitch. Good on ya.

Fuck this guy. He’s a cold blooded killer. He can talk to his god all he wants, he knows exactly where he’s headed. It’s time to pay the piper and that god ain’t gonna save your ass now.

So dumb....take a star.

Water into wine you say? I think you’ve got it wrong there chief...

Wish I had known sooner as I’m in MN and finding a decent price on a flight this late won’t be easy. Guess I’ll just have to send the card in the mail. I’m sure if I just address it to Zukkapalooza the trusty USPS will handle the rest.

Is this birthday party invite only? Day drinking. Beer garden. Good weather. It’s the perfect day. I’ll even bring a homemade card and I’ll use the finest construction paper money can buy.

Heinie Zimmerman, Donie Bush, Shano Collins, Braggo Roth, Buck Herzog, Rabbit Maranville... There are some great names on that list!

Heh.....Bortlesed

Love this comment. It reminds me of my favorite for sale ad from the newspaper classifieds: Girlfriend’s pregnant, wife’s mad. Must sell.

She’s Deadspin’s greatest asset, not one of...

Do you want me to SLAM!?!?! YEAH!!!!

You’re so very wrong. I’m 35, born and raised in MN and only recently moved to a neighboring shithole state because that’s where my job took me. I grew up near St. Cloud, 50 mins NW of the metro where mom is from. Dad is from St. Paul. The last 10 years, St. Cloud has seen a very large number of Somali refugees settle…

Would you rather sleep on concrete for a year or be kicked in the shins by someone wearing ski boots for an hour?

I’ve come up with 17.4 parsecs, but I think I forgot to carry a 1 somewhere...