And then ima sew your asshole shut and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you

COTY

Lambert Adolphe Jacques Quetelet would like a word with you.

Meh. Not that far fetched. That’s 13 drinks with 2oz pours, less if the drinks are burned. I may be a bit of an alcoholic but that’s totally doable throughout the evening.

Needs more stars.

Or a Family Guy cutaway.

I’ve been waiting for this one. It’s my favorite.

*atc* all-terrain cycle

That’s good news. I know a couple guys who’ve said the few days after were torture. You never hear about the good ones I guess...

Got my dog neutered 2 weeks ago. He seemed totally fine when I picked him up. No signs of pain or discomfort. I can expect similar results after my vasectomy, right?

Holy shit. There went 3 hours fast, quick, and in a hurry. Now I’ve got down time at work covered for the next few months. This guy is awesome.

Dude you just gotta quit with these morons. All they want to do is argue and they’ll never stop. They’re all ridiculous in thinking you said anything offensive at all in your original post. I think the majority of people, men AND women would agree with that.

“and the game locked up” you know, like they pretty much had it won. At least that’s how I interpreted it...

Hmmm, doesn’t look like that’s an option for me. I’m leaning toward Anthropoid or Pete’s Dragon. I’ve heard Suicide Squad hasn’t gotten great reviews...

I think the wife and I are going to go see a movie tonight. Anything worth seeing or are we better off with beers and Netflix at home?

Anybody nervous about how things are going to change around here in the near future or does everyone plan on it being business as usual?

I was this close to giving you a star but I’ll be damned if I’ll be #70. So instead, have a high five.

Godammit that makes me laugh too much. Watched it 5 times, it kept getting funnier.

Your sports talk radio show is Odious and The Wet One on 1060, The Sports Carnage.