STOP CALLING ME WARREN. MY NAME ISN’T FUCKING WARREN.

Love it! Here’s Pepper, I hope it’s not huge... She seriously needs a haircut.

I always assumed she had ants in her bowl at one point and did that as a method of making sure the food wasn’t covered in bugs, but she came from deplorable conditions, that’s just an assumption. She might just be spoiled now and think she’s fancy.

I officially have the world’s worst Jack. She’s the best dog I’ve ever had but she just can’t Jack Russell. She just lays on the couch all day. When we go to the dog park, she just lays in the shade all day. She was rescued from a puppy mill, but she’s determined to live out the last half of her life as a dog of…

I saw the Screech, and wondered the same thing. No Lisa Turtle lookalikes, though.

I saw that extra too and it totally got me, but alas, it was a cheap B-version of the real thing.