Shut up, science bitch!

I can’t wait for the hot takes about how asking about the dresses is sexist, totally ignoring the fact that the actresses wearing them are voluntarily getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do so as walking advertisements for the fashion designer who came up with them. Maybe the conversation would go in a…

Draymond played the wrong sport. He would have been a legendary hockey goon.

Also covers would probably negatively effect aerodynamics

Probably because he’s largely irrelevant as a baseball player? No one really cares when no-name average Joe offensive lineman get DUIs, either. If this was Andrew McCutchen getting DUIs and assault charges, it’d be a much bigger story. No one gives a fuck about a slightly above average 3rd basemen with a $10 million…

I don’t understand why people think sports leagues have some obligation to punish players for off-field transgressions that are already being handled in a court of law, especially transgressions that weren’t even committed in the United States but rather in countries with different laws. Example: in Canada, the DUI…

Was anyone even available during the window who would have wanted to come to a relegation-bound club? If I’m a talented player good enough to ostensibly improve a relegation-bound club, the last place I’d want to willingly go play is a shitty relegation-bound club. This is the catch-22 of the “fix a failing club…

Yep, there is no penalty for sucking in American sports. Your franchise still gets the same revenue sharing and dominates local advertising markets regardless of whether or not it wins it all or is the Browns and your stadium’s wins leader is Ben Roethlisberger despite him playing for a different team.

Vampire Weekend is dad-rock now? I’m not even a huge fan of them (I like some of their stuff, but don’t love it), but how does Modern Vampires of the City sound anything like Tom Petty?

Turn the page, wash your hands.

Joe and The Scarborough Fair

That definitely earns one PFTCommenter Grit Coin.

He’s a got long way to go from a BAC of 0.08 to pitching a no-hitter on LSD.

I’d guess it had less to do with alcohol and more to do with looking at a phone or a similar distracting activity.

However I think it’d be fair to say that the “lower” brands get abused more than the “higher” brands.

I’m not arguing against unions, but a big reason that the public turned on unions in the mid-20th century in the US was because union leadership typically also had a chief goal of making as much money for themselves as possible, their union members be damned. Corruption is part of the reasons unions here died, to…

I thought the men in Nordic countries were on average the tallest in the world (as are the women).

Came for the 15 second jokes. Left satisfied, much unlike Rick’s partners.

The batting gloves thing is ridiculous these days. Every single batter takes 30 seconds to restrap the gloves between every single swing, as if it’s going to help them hit the next pitch.

Also tell batters that they don’t need to take 30 seconds to restrap batting gloves between each and every swing. It’s fucking ludicrous.