Even on normal difficulty, the later race stages in that game on the Gamecube were fucking impossible. They don’t make games like that anymore (insanely difficult). It was the most challenging game I’ve ever played.

DC commuters are fucking insane. People live 1 to 2 hours away in commuting time, so little Timmy can have a big yard to play in. Commuting 2 hours a day is roughly 21 days a year spent commuting - that is an unfathomable sacrifice to me. That’s 3 weeks of your life, annually, spent in stress-inducing and dangerous…

I thought this was going to be an article about Johnny Football taking up tennis to try a different career when I saw the picture.

Because social media likes

Yep, this is why so many charges were dropped. The video clearly shows the officer’s account is laughable fiction.

It snowed where I live a couple weeks ago, and we were in a two story bar downtown. The upstairs part is supposed to be more of a “club” (it’s not), while the downstairs is more of a restaurant and laid back. We were grabbing drinks in the downstairs because it’s quieter and we could actually talk to each other, and…

Melo is the poster child of an athlete with incredible individual talent who doesn’t make his team much better in a starting role. The best Melo usage I’ve ever seen is Olympics Melo, where he typically plays off the bench as a sparkplug/spot-up shooter and is amazing at this role. I think he’d be a great second or…

The SM58 is a great vocal microphone. It’s not expensive and is used in pro music situations all over the world. I highly recommend that one.

Which person (not involved in the porn industry) had the most sex in 2016? At first I would say some rock star or college quarterback, but it was probably just some random newlywed couple, right?

This is sadly common. The bisexual community is often outcast from the lesbian/gay community at large because they are perceived as either faking their homosexual attraction for attention or for not being “real” homosexuals. It’s really insane that a sizable portion of the LG community demands that their sexual…

Yep. Go to talk to bisexual people about how they are treated by the gay community. They are often targeted for bullying because they aren’t “real” homosexuals, or are accused of faking their sexuality and actually being straight.

Incoming “Boogie Nights Quotes” column

More like Bob Pudgeins amirite?

It’s unbelievable that a movie released in 2016's key premise is that “autistic people have no emotions or human connections, so they are prime candidates for becoming hitmen, as wonton murder and violence will not bother them.”

No, IIRC the security camera video outside the club/bar where they claimed the incident happened showed that the cops’ version of events was fabricated and didn’t actually happen.

It’s not a dildo, it’s a fist!

In college, a friend of mine who went to Virginia was getting a ride back in a packed car from some off campus party at a big farmhouse freshman year. Charlottesville goes from zero to bumfuck pretty quick, so they were driving down a country 2 lane highway and this big dude suddenly pops into the headlights,…

Also no “HIGHWAY MILES, DRIVEN BY GRANDMA”

Yes, a company is paying Drew to advertise a game that was released several years ago and contains completely outdated NFL player rosters. Nothing gets by you, does it?

On Goodell’s punishment wheel of destiny, pulling a gun out of your sock and shooting another player would probably get you 8 games.