The most depressing thing about Pulisic is watching him play with the rest of our current squad and noticing how, even at age 17-18, he’s mentally miles beyond most of them already. He sets up teammates in a way that is rewarded over at Dortmund, but here, most of our players follow up a great pass from him by…

It’s kind of amazing and sad that he probably still has the best scoring touch of anyone on the USMNT, even at age 33. He’s still the only US player besides Donovan I’ve ever watched that has a nose for the back of the goal and actually can get shots off against quality opposition in matches that count with any…

3.8 seconds? Not stock.

Yep, the S3 is a pointless buy with the R around unless you just HAVE to have a luxury badge because your self-esteem demands it.

This is pretty much every Beyonce take these days. She puts out an album with 50 cowriters and an army of producers, but the prevailing take is that she is a visionary and the artist of our times. Spare me.

People like my old roommate/friend cheap out on paper towels and toilet paper, not realizing that they end up using twice as much of per session because it’s thin and terrible at absorption. This means they end up buying twice as much of it, or in other words, spending the same amount of money they would have if they…

Because in a sport with 11 people on the field, one guy isn’t the difference between being the best team in the league and the worst team in the league. This isn’t basketball where one guy touches the ball every single possession and can dictate a game the way LeBron can. I think the point is losing him is part of it,…

That’s one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is 1) teachers are horrendously underpaid, and 2) like college sports, minor leagues exist because the top leagues deem them a worthy investment; therefore, if a top league with billions in annual revenue deems the minor league important, its players should…

Yes, people need to remember that 52% of white women voted Trump. The nation’s white contingent was pro-Trump regardless of gender.

I always get a kick out of the people driving down from the ski resorts riding their brakes the entire way down instead of shifting their automatic transmission to a lower gear. You can smell their brakes cooking when you’re stuck behind them.

Well they send their sons and daughters off to die for some oil, to control the heroin

Yep. WAHHHH I HAVE TO BE SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS DURRRRRRRRR

These videos remind me of middle school when a friend and I made a flamethrower out of a super soaker filled with citronella tiki torch fuel by duct taping a long BIC grill lighter to the front that was broken such that it was always lit once you pulled the lighter trigger. It shot flames a good 15- 20 feet.

I’ve never really understood the concept of “restored” collectors cars being collectible/valuable. How exactly is a 1960s car found rusted to shit in a barn suddenly worth $100,000+ with every single body panel and interior piece replaced with fabricated parts and a totally new engine? It might as well have just been…

Dolan has nothing on Duke Silver.

2045: The still-Cupless-Since-1975 Flyers will still be chanting “Crosby Sucks”.

Pictured: Grayson Allen eyes an uninjured ankle.

It is for the shootout overtime, but it wasn’t before the rule change. Before the shootout, an overtime win was 2 points, a tie was 1 point, and a loss was 0 points.

_{Because that isn’t how probability works. Let’s make up numbers, because the actual numbers don’t matter to see the principle in action. If each team has a 10% chance to score a run in a normal format in an inning, the odds that both teams score a run that inning are 1% (0.1*0.1=0.01). The odds of at least one team}…