mycorpsewillbeeatenbycats
MyCorpseWillBeEatenByCats
mycorpsewillbeeatenbycats

I don't think you got the spirit of the reply to which you responded.

That doesn’t make any fucking sense at all.

I’ll never forget the ad for a RECEPTIONIST job at a downtown law firm. Pay was $12/hr. They wanted someone with a 3.5 MINIMUM GPA to answer the goddamned phone. Now, I’ve been a good student and a bad student. I’m now finishing my BSN with a 4.0 (not that impressive, actually). The thing is, grades don’t have as much

Yes, and men commit murder at a much higher rate than women. What does this have to do with your comment about women “doing this all the time”?

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
Attend my abode for some Netflix & chill.

FUUUUUUUCKTHISSSSSS I would DIE

I just waited on him last week! He stacked his plates and was generally the nicest. I was completely in the weeds while he was there, and he was so patient and sweet and made a point to tell me how well I was handling the room. (It was full and I was the only server with no support staff.) I assumed he was a waiter

Milo Ventimiglia is def on my laminated list. Dude is a dream boat.

this is my favorite story. he’s so cool. (and stupidly hot, jesus christ.)

He is so damn fine.

Well, Jess did work at Luke’s Diner, so he has some real world experiance. :)