I refuse to acknowledge that Stephen Miller possesses the ability to perform sex or produce semen. 

That’s a preposterous idea not supported by science at all!

I’m not convinced Trump hasn’t tested positive. He’s the kind of piece of human garbage that would absolutely pretend not to have been tested positive to downplay the severity of the situation.

Is Trump living in a sealed chamber in the WH? I’ve heard he’s a notorious germaphobe but it’s hard to believe he’s been able to dodge the virus this long.

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced starting with the sound of crying on the school playground and ending with that of a pen scratching a signature on to an emancipation document.

Some faces just sag - but never in Sag Harbor!

How about we build a wall around that fucking shirt?

This administration is so laser-focused on their regressive agenda that even a pandemic; even the national closure of schools and extra curricular programs won’t stand in the way of pursuing their goals. And their goals are lethal.

These women spend a lot of money to look terrible. Chop. Off. That. Rat’s. Nest.

From what I’ve read on Reality Tea, she claims that she wanted to be, but she couldn’t show her personal life, i.e. her child(ren), so it limited her camera time. She is hoping to be back. She is the best thing to happen to BH in years! Garcelle is a good addition, too, because it counters Sutton’s, and, really, the…

“I smell the cocaine up my nose and get a high from it!”

At the beginning of the season my mum said to me that she thought this season was going to be a real dud. Enter Aaron Pypers from stage left!

I love stoned Mauricio. 

This is why you shouldn’t/should have edibles before a dinner party

it can be healed with energy talking tumors ITS NOT A DRUG ITS A PERECTLY NATURAL PLANT AND YES I SMOKE IT YES I AM NOT OVERRECHING OR TALKING OUT MY FORTH POINT OF CONTACT

Come on, folks. She was married to Charlie Sheen. And it wasn’t a quickie Kevin Federline/Britney Spears marriage. It lasted a few years. If you can find a connection with that crazy human, you’ve got to be a wee bit crazy yourself.

When Aaron told Denise that she was "protected" (God knows what from) it was weird. Also, can a torn Achilles be healed with energy?

How someone can spend all that time and money and still look terrible is a mystery to me.

I’m watching the current season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days and I have no idea why Darcey and Tom are still in this season. Like, there isn’t any storyline there. The producers have really stretched this out for no reason (and there’s definitely enough mess/couples to keep up with). Because of this, I just…

When the Access Hollywood tape came out, in which Trump only talked about doing the thing Biden is accused of actually doing, a sizable number of prominent Republicans called on Trump to drop out of the race. That was well after the convention, just weeks before the general election. That is a standard that Democrats…