It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his…

I don’t care what their professed politics are. Politicians will do NOTHING to help regular people unless they are forced to by regular people making their lives a living a hell.

A fake DUI trial is in keeping with how Florida Man would propose.

You make an excellent point- health doesn’t boil down to one measure. You can’t assess a person’s total health, or compare two people, based solely on their size. At the same time, the science is settled on having a medically overweight body fat percentage. Even if your friend can run ten miles, they are still at…

Before, during, or after the deed?

In some documentary I saw somewhere, an old hippie commented that the summer of love never truly made its way to New York City. For some reason, that’s all I could think about as I watched this. 

I’d bet my life savings that if his ideology were connected to ISIS rather than homegrown far-right groups he would have been brought in for questioning, even though homegrown far-right groups statistically pose a far greater threat to the safety and well being of the American public.

I’ve made this comment too many times over the past few years:

I’m a vape queen too. I don’t like to get so stoned that I wind up on the couch. I enjoy pot the way I enjoy the light buzz of a glass of wine in the park. Vape pens enable me to spend a Saturday afternoon going on adventures and doing projects, only in a way that’s a little more groovy.

It’s a hard pass for me.

No matter how she sliced it in her defense, that level of irresponsibility and callousness is pathological. In a perfect world, she would be sentenced to in-patient psychiatric care rather than just jail. Society would be better off if people like her got the help and/or reprogramming they need rather than an…

I work with social media influencers. The money they make varies widely depending on how business savvy the influencer is and how desirable their channel is to marketers. If you’re just earning youtube click money you probably still have a day job. If you’re regularly sponsored, on the other hand, you can pull in…

I’m old enough to remember when seats were large enough to accommodate 99.9% of the population. It wasn’t like this even 10 years ago. I don’t blame larger passengers for trying to game the system (the passengers in the video aren’t unusually large). I blame airlines for being cheap. I’m a smaller person and I’ve…

Why not? Mushrooms are not physically addictive, and just like most recreational drugs, people are less out of control than they are when they’re drunk.

I hope that people only bought his porn out of morbid curiosity about the reattached penis, and not because they got their jollies from watching a rapist have sex on camera. Man, what a sick idea that was.

You’re probably right. One encouraging correction that I just discovered myself is that only 47% of the white female vote went to Trump (Which is still 2 points more than those who voted for Hillary, but the idea that Trump won the majority of the white female vote is a myth). The Trump propaganda machine propagated…

Bethenny killed the show. She’s grating to watch, and not in the love-to-hate-her reality TV villain kinda’ way.

RHONY was my favorite housewives show until it was revealed that half of them voted for Trump. Who are these people?

Au contraire! The best WikiHow is “How to Survive a Tiger Attack”, a page which includes such illustrated gems as this:

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I welcome the surfeit of oddball candidates running on the Democratic ticket. The field will narrow by the time the primary rolls around, so concerns about ticket splitting at this point are unfounded. So many candidates will give us an advantage in the following ways: