I see you’ve met my ex.

Rihanna, Lupita Nyong’o, and Vivien Leigh are examples of what human perfection looks like.

His ghostwriter for “The Art of the Deal” has said that he is most definitely not a completely different person behind doors. He’s always what we see of him.

I don’t think that anyone doesn’t see that.

You didn’t read the article, did you?

Let me tell you, my last name is a ten-letter long, Russian Jew last name that has almost every vowel in it, some consonants that have nothing to do with the pronunciation, and is pronounced nothing like it is spelled. It’s an absolute cluster-fuck. First name isn’t that much better. My partner’s first and last names…

Well, yeah! That hypothetical life could be a man!

It probably was Trump.

There’s a great stand-up comedian, whose name escapes me now, who did a bit about how having a doctor for a mother conditioned him to use the proper terminology for the female anatomy, and he couldn’t stop saying “vulva” during foreplay.

I just got the Paragard, so my period has been like Satan’s waterfall.

I’m fairly convinced that 2016 was the rapture, and all the good ones were taken away before the shit-show that is about to come.

She had done some hard living that put some wear-and-tear on her body, and was at the tail-end of a Trans-Atlantic and cross-continental flight. She may not have gotten up to walk around for a really long time, and developed a clot. Older women are especially susceptible to them because of poor circulation, and she…

I’ve never seen Blackfish (though I need to!), but how often do wild Orcas actually come into contact with humans? Aren’t they mostly in cold water regions?

I don’t think anthropomorphizing him does much good. He didn’t necessarily kill people because he was angry about his life or depressed; he was a wild animal, and wild animals kill things. I’m not saying that he wasn’t depressed, but to say that he killed people because he was is projecting a little too much humanism…

Which is so weird, because she’s usually one of those “holy shit, do you ever age?” people.

Wasn’t Rand on Medicare at the end of her life?

I’ve been meaning to read that for a few months (I’m in an intensive program at school and only have time for pleasure reading during breaks).

Try it when you’re not drunk. Sometimes it takes a few times before you get stoned even without the booze.

It’s amazing how much of what men hate about women is actually just projection.

As another high-functioning chick on the spectrum, this has been my exact same experience. Thank you for saying this.